Short Hand: Ponyville Confidential · 8:57pm Dec 6th, 2021
The Elements were quite put out over Gabby Gums' articles. Shepherd though was rather unimpressed.
Rarity: "How can you be so blase over this-this atrocity of a column!"
Shepherd: *shrugs* "Do remember I've had much worse, Rarity. I mean, the kingdom's tabloids routinely say I'm some sort of hedonistic monkey who plows every mare and stallion in Equestria."
Rarity: "Yes, yes, but that's all untrue! Just sensationalism! Gabby Gums is publishing real secrets about us!"